Santa's Interior Monologue
by Alan Harris|
Boy, it's dark. Sure is cold. Housetop—whoa, boys! Got the bag. Suck it in. Down the chimney. There's the tree. Gifts out of bag. Stockings are here. Stuff 'em. Eat the cookies. Drink the milk. Wink. Suck it in. Up the chimney. Ready, boys—away! Sure is cold. Boy, it's dark. (Repeat a billion times.) |
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