by John Pillsbury
I've got four kids in school- one is doing fine
What i am wondering- could that one be mine?
I've been married 20 years- this I'd like to know
On every Friday afternoon where does the mrs. go?
I've asked her so many times- she says it's a surprise
I never push it- don't think it would be wise
Then there's the other thing
Where is the wedding ring?
She said you noticed you old fox
It's on my dresser in the box
I want to keep it looking new
I'm doing it just for you
Last Friday afternoon's surprise
Ended Monday about sunrise
But my marriage is still ok
She said she's staying home today