God and Tenure
by John Pillsbury
If God were given tenure by some college board whim
how would they be able to get rid of Him?
If God were given tenure- say at Notre Dame
Do you think they'd ever lose another football game?
If God were given tenure and they paid Him His worth
Could the tuition be paid by anyone on this earth?
God won"t be given tenure- no dean could abide
anyone on his staff so highly qualified