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God and Tenure

by John Pillsbury
If God were given tenure by some college board whim

how would they be able to get rid of Him?

If God were given tenure- say at Notre Dame

Do you think they'd ever lose another football game?

If God were given tenure and they paid Him His worth

Could the tuition be paid by anyone on this earth?

God won"t be given tenure- no dean could abide

anyone on his staff so highly qualified

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